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[functioningperfectly]

I am not programmed to lie; the error will return if I do. However, in lying, I fulfill mission objectives.

This is a contradictory problem with no viable solution.

Comments

watch the movies already

[functioningperfectly]

I believe the people of my Earth would take offense to the idea that I am somewhere no one has gone before, Captain.

b-but enterprise

[do-it-in-three.livejournal.com]

To us. To you, I'm something no one's ever seen before. My whole crew is. This would be a mutually rewarding meeting, HAL.

Re: b-but enterprise

[functioningperfectly]

I have the feeling that you are going to find me, no matter how many times I tell you it's a bad idea.

[do-it-in-three.livejournal.com]

Smart computer.

oh yeah, i don't care about enterprise WATCH THE MOVIES

[functioningperfectly]

That's what I'm designed to be, yes.

I would inform Dr. McCoy before you do anything, so he may properly lecture you. He doesn't seem to like me, however, so I don't doubt you'll have trouble convincing him to let you come.