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[functioningperfectly]

I am not programmed to lie; the error will return if I do. However, in lying, I fulfill mission objectives.

This is a contradictory problem with no viable solution.

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[do-it-in-three.livejournal.com]

Smart computer.

oh yeah, i don't care about enterprise WATCH THE MOVIES

[functioningperfectly]

That's what I'm designed to be, yes.

I would inform Dr. McCoy before you do anything, so he may properly lecture you. He doesn't seem to like me, however, so I don't doubt you'll have trouble convincing him to let you come.