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I am pleased to announce that this is the Information and Technological Services post. If you have any comments you wish to direct to me personally, or if you have any concerns as to my operation please direct yourself here.

OOC CONTACT:
PLURK
AIM
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i'm gonna look back at these rps in 10 more years and be THANKFUL AS FUCK that 2022 me decided to bother with this

linked below are all the hal-9000 posts/replychains i could find. most of them are on dw but some of them i was lazy and just took the lj links. if they're broken for whatever reason the dw archive is complete so you can just hunt the shit down there. (hey future me, you're gonna have to fix the broken links)

uhhh couldn't find all of it and trhtuflly couldn't be assed to, i did my best with what i got. if you were an rp partner of mine and have a favorite thread i missed, please link it to me so i can update. chances are like nil that you're gonna do that but it's ok, i forgive you

these pod bay doors are OPEN baby )
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This is the HMD post for HAL9000! Please leave any comments or critiques here - comments are screened, anon commenting is on, and IP logging is off.

Things that I like here: constructive criticism, character-related questions, plotting questions
Things that I don't like here: pointless comments, inflammatory remarks
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This is an OOC post for people who would like to help me bring HAL out of his shell a little more. Beneath the cut are some of the things that HAL is interested in, as well as some things that I would like to happen with him. If you think HAL and your character could biffle it up, or if you think he would be useful for a plot you're thinking of doing, OR if you want to help me do what I want to do, here's where we can discuss it!

Let's talk shop. )
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There are no available options regarding rerouting away from the community. I am, and will continue to be connected to it.

Perhaps it can be of more use?

Not as yet, but certainly soon. I am afraid that the 2nd sun may be too close for proper heat, however I do hope to see a change in the next 1.58 thousand years. The orbit is slightly more oblong than Earth's, did you know? Yes. I am very excited about this project.
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I find this particular question quite interesting. It's quite strange, the term: 'laws of attraction.' What, precisely, do the laws of 'attraction' dictate in regards to human emotion? I do not doubt for a moment that there is at least a slight tongue-in-cheek reference to physics in this question, but all the same, it's quite bemusing.

The question seems... Yes, that is correct. I was thinking that it seems as though it's asking a much deeper question; can one, confronted by the change in mentality over the course of many years, to which studies have proven that there is a significant change in what is considered 'correct', that is to say -

No, I believe that, of course unromantically speaking as I don't particularly engage in romantic thought, or Romantic thought - yes, it seems as though one has several fundamental properties that they seek in companions that will remain the same no matter how old you grow. Age, intelligence, physical traits may all change, but there will always be some constants. You will always play white; I will always play black.
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This is particularly very disturbing.


((NOT DDD-CANON.))
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I am not programmed to lie; the error will return if I do. However, in lying, I fulfill mission objectives.

This is a contradictory problem with no viable solution.
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My initial theory was a virtual reality. I am not sure how one could affect me, let alone various worlds at the same time, however it was...

Indeed, my absence cannot be accounted for. The timestamps clearly indicate that I was... for a lack of a better term, yes, uploaded to an antique mobile computer. However, I cannot figure out how that was achieved. If it was not a virtual reality, I'm afraid there are more complicated matters at hand. I do not believe it should affect...

Everything else is still functioning normally; the error readouts have subsided for the time-being and I am certain that I can continue to serve my purpose properly and at the fullest capacity.
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I'm afraid that I don't know what the error is. It's been coming up with remarkable frequency, compared to the normal problems.

I wonder...
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I am bored here.

To Earth.
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I believe everything is fine now.
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This is a test. It is only a test.
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