"The liquor Mr. Johnson gave me to try was... not to my liking. But I'm certain that there must be something more satisfying, or else there would be no reason for people to drink in the first place."

HAL looked maybe a little uncomfortable, even in his own room; it was mostly a matter of never looking comfortable anywhere, however, instead of actually being uncomfortable. He wasn't looking to actually get drunk - of course, that was perhaps an inevitability in that, but it wasn't something he was seeking out. "Of course, I'm also completely unsure as to what the proper protocol for a situation like this is. I haven't had a guest before."