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[functioningperfectly]

I am not programmed to lie; the error will return if I do. However, in lying, I fulfill mission objectives.

This is a contradictory problem with no viable solution.

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[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

I am more concerned that errors exist than how minor they are.

[functioningperfectly]

I can assure you that they will be properly repaired within a few days.