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[functioningperfectly]

I'm afraid that I don't know what the error is. It's been coming up with remarkable frequency, compared to the normal problems.

I wonder...

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[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

Error? That does not sound good. What error?

[functioningperfectly]

Ah, it -

Very strange.

Do not worry, Pavel Andreievich Chekov, it is only a minor malfunction. I would compare it to a minor cough that persists for a few days.

[functioningperfectly]

Very interesting.

It is nothing I cannot handle, but thank you for the concern.

[functioningperfectly]

This community picking up on my speech and automatically transcribing it.

[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

What is strange?

As you say. But if it continues, tell me. I am unsure if I could be of help, but I could try, yes?

[functioningperfectly]

I find it extremely interesting. Especially since I have been trying to better understand the whims of the community.

[functioningperfectly]

This community has the strangest habits.

I will be sure to do that. By the way, I may have told your Captain that, while he probably could not, you could easily hack my systems for the information he wants from me. However, like with him, I would advise against it.

[functioningperfectly]

Ah, yet another transformation. Those seem to be a staple.

[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

That is putting it lightly.

He has not mentioned anything. What information did he want?

[functioningperfectly]

I'm beginning to think that 'putting it lightly' is the only way to function here.

Confidential information regarding the Jupiter mission.

[functioningperfectly]

I do not think I fulfill the proper requirements for a transformation; however, it would be quite the learning experience.

[functioningperfectly]

I can assure you, I do not use the phrase 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' in polite company.

It seems interesting to me. How do your non-human traits get translated into the human body? How is it that you know how to speak, or type?

[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

Da. Otherwise it is a bit too much like philosophy class.

That was the one with complications? Why would the captain want that?

[functioningperfectly]

I try not to keep bad company.

Exactly why it's so curious. Did the, ah, 'goddess' do this to you, or was it the community directly?

[functioningperfectly]

I'm not sure. I assume he wants to know why and how Jupiter was destroyed in my universe, but that is, unfortunately, classified information. Information.

[functioningperfectly]

How disconcerting. And it only affects you? And it only affects you and your universe?

[losttheplanet.livejournal.com]

Care to share it with the rest of the class? What error?

[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

Is that the error?

The captain is prone to be losing to his curiosity, yes? He means no harm by it.

[functioningperfectly]

It's only minor hiccups within some very insignificant programming. You may see me repeating things through text, but I can assure you that it is nothing I cannot fix.

[functioningperfectly]

Absolutely enthralling. Thank you for the information.

[functioningperfectly]

Ah, yes. Sorry.

Oh, it's quite all right. I have no problem with questions; in fact, I find it a little silly that these things are confidential, but that is my programming.

he doesn't mean to creep her out, he just finds it so INTERESTING

[functioningperfectly]

Please let me know when you are returned to normal, or if any cause is identified.

[losttheplanet.livejournal.com]

That's what they all say. Then they come back to me next week with acute functional dyspepsia.

Right. How exactly do you go about troubleshooting this?

[ruskieinwention.livejournal.com]

It is fine. At least it is not serious.

Governments keep strange things classified. Usually just as a precaution, but you cannot help your programming, I suppose.

[functioningperfectly]

I can promise you that I will not need to see a doctor.

I am currently running a virus scan; aside from that, I am systematically I am systematically running through my programming to discover the irregularity's origins and... I believe the saying is 'nip it in the bud'?